F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!
Janice: [repeated line throughout the series] Oh... my... God!

Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
Chandler: I can handle this. "Handle" is my middle name. Actually, "handle" is the middle of my first name.
Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.



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